As you may have heard, I’m gonna make your own cuckselves into OOTP 14 as amateur prospects and follow all of you blue seaters through the years. I’ll keep this going until all of you retire, and will allow you to reroll if your prospect is a worthless piece of shit flames out. Here’s how this is going to work, please fill out the following:

Name:
Nickname (If you want one):
Age (17-22):
Position:
Handidness for Batting/Throwing:
Height:
Weight:
Ethnicity:

Personality: Describe this as best you can, including Leadership, How much you want to win, Loyalty, Greed, Work Ethic(lol), and Intelligence.

I’m going to Hard RNG your injury proneness to keep things fair.

Batters: Please put 200 points into the following offensive categories, depending on how much weight you want to put in each.

Contact, Gap Power, HR Power, Batting Eye, Running Speed, Stealing Ability, Baserunning Skills, Bunting.
Pitchers:
Give a range of your velocity of 6 MPH, ie 90-96, 92-98, etc.

Choose your pitch repertoire, and rate each pitch so that all of the pitches add up to 100: ie;(Fastball 50, ChangeUp 25, Slider 25)

Rate the following 3 categories so they add up to 100

Stuff
Movement
Control

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody): Adding up to 100
Range
Error Proneness
Arm

I’ll probably make posts for the draft, and then updates for every in game month or two, and your scouting reports and stuff. I’m hoping for the first update probably by Sunday, so please get your stuff in by Friday. I’ll be making sure that no one has a potential worse than Sam Fuld(Or a replacement MLB Player), so don’t worry.

30 comments
KylePayne_28
KylePayne_28

Name: Kyle Payne

Nickname: “Payner”
Age (17-22): 20
Position: C
Bats: R
Throws: R
Height: 5’10″
Weight: 180
Ethnicity: American
Birthplace: San Jose, CA
Personality: Payne is a quiet leader and is extremely loyal to his team. His work ethic has been questioned due to his outside interests, but is always the first to practice and the last to leave.

Range: 50
Error Proneness:150
Arm: 150

Contact:200
Gap Power:50
HR Power: 10
Batting Eye: 100
Running Speed: 40
Stealing Ability: 80
Baserunning Skills: 60
Bunting: 10

Todd Kalas
Todd Kalas

Name: Todd Kalas

Nickname (If you want one): Strapping Young Lad, The Cunt Punter

Age (17-22): 18

Position: SP

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: R/R

Height: 6'1

Weight: 185

Ethnicity: Caucasian with a healthy tan

Personality: Incredibly intelligent, leader of men, but mostly I'm in it for the pussy. Lots and lots of pussy. Have bishes give me head in the tunnel between innings just like Daryl Strawberry.

Pitchers: Give a range of your velocity of 6 MPH, ie 90-96, 92-98, etc.

Choose your pitch repertoire, and rate each pitch so that all of the pitches add up to 100: ie;(Fastball 50, ChangeUp 25, Slider 25)

 

 Fastball:100  104-110mph

Stuff - 30

Movement -30

Control - 40

 

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody):

Range - 40

Error Proneness - 30

Arm -30

 

MakeitRayn
MakeitRayn

Name: Cee  Thatcher

 

Nickname : Bourbon Basset Hound

 

Age (17-22): 18

 

Position: catcher

 

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: S/R

 

Height: 6

 

Weight: 200

 

Ethnicity: Pale

 

Personality: Ignorant and blames others for his short cummings , and all about the money, fame, and glory. Lacks determination and grit, but willing to take anything from anybody in order to get on top.

Ethic(lol), and Intelligence.

 

I’m going to Hard RNG your injury proneness to keep things fair.

 

Batting:

 

Contact 40

 

Gap Power 30

 

HR Power 60

 

Batting Eye = 40

 

Running Speed = 10

 

Stealing Ability = 10

 

Baserunning Skills = 10

 

Bunting = 0

 

Range 10

 

Error Proneness 40

 

Arm 50

El pibe
El pibe

Name: Dead E. Yerr

 

Nickname (If you want one): Gas Can Boyd

 

Age (17-22): 17 (on doctored birth certificate)

 

Position: Pitcher

 

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: Lefty

 

Height: 6-1

 

Weight: 159

 

Ethnicity: Hispanic

 

Personality: I am Bob Gibson, Pedro Martinez, and Don Drysdale all rolled up in a Jos. A Banks suit. I am smart, slick and love the ladies and the nightlife.

 

Velocity: 92-98

 

Pitch repertoire: 4 seam (45) Change (25) Curve (25) Knuckle (5)

 

Stuff: 60

 

Movement: 30

 

Control: 10

 

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody):

 

Range: 30

 

Error Proneness: 20

 

Arm: 50

 

 

TopGunNumba1
TopGunNumba1 moderator

Name: Topper Gunn

 

Nickname (If you want one): The Cum Slinger

 

Age (17-22): 18

 

Position: Closer

 

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: Left/Switch

 

Height: 6'9"

 

Weight: 240

 

Ethnicity: Black as night

 

Personality: Natural leader with an intense will to win. Basically Kobe. Lots of work ethic, and genius level intelligence. Fiercely loyal.

 

I’m going to Hard RNG your injury proneness to keep things fair. - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

 

Pitchers: 96-102

Choose your pitch repertoire, and rate each pitch so that all of the pitches add up to 100: 

Fastball: 69

Circle Change: 31

 

Rate the following 3 categories so they add up to 100

Stuff: 60

Movement 25

Control 15

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody):

Range 40

Error Proneness 40

Arm 20

BradleyWoodrum
BradleyWoodrum

Forgot:

 

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody):

Range 30

Error Proneness 40

Arm 30

BradleyWoodrum
BradleyWoodrum

Name: Bai Lin

Nickname (If you want one): The Great Wall of Whammy

Age (17-22):17

Position: SS

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: S/R

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 175

Ethnicity: Chinese

Personality: Quiet and closed off. Not much of a leader, but a team player.  Wants to win more than he wants money. Very intelligence, speaks three languages. Very driven player. No history of injury.

 

Contact - 60

Gap Power - 30

HR Power - 50

Batting Eye - 30

Running Speed - 10

Stealing Ability - 10

Baserunning Skills - 10

Bunting - 0

 

Did I win?

JaxRaysGirl
JaxRaysGirl moderator

Name:Cupcake Glitterballz (female)

Nickname (If you want one): Ho-Ballz

Age (17-22):18 (legal)

Position: 2B, SS, OF

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: Switch (primarily right)

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 135

Ethnicity: American (by way of Germany)

Personality: I am a PhD candidate and  look forward to being the first woman in MLB.  I love winning and work harder than the boys to ensure that I can be competitive.  I've never taken any drugs and don't see the point in polluting the temple of Glitterballz.  I value team loyalty over money, and can easily envision myself playing for the same team throughout my career.  No history of injury.

 

Contact - 32

Gap Power - 28

HR Power - 14

Batting Eye - 36

Running Speed - 29

Stealing Ability - 11

Baserunning Skills - 14

Bunting - 36

sandykazmir
sandykazmir

P Brady, I want to change my nickname to The Cocaine Cosmonaut, thanks in advance

daev
daev

Name: Zane Moon

Nickname (If you want one): Zima

Age (17-22): 17

Position: 2B/3B/SS

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: R/R

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 152

Ethnicity: mediterranean

Personality: team leader, hatred of losing, very loyal, greedy in the sense that being on a good team is great but also believes in self enough to lead team of scrubs to contention, gym rat and the most sweat stains,  too intelligent for sports. 

INjury: no broken bones, no antibiotics, no flu shots, no vaccinations, no monsanto

 

Contact 42

Gap Power 33

HR Power  17

Batting Eye 22

Running Speed 48

Stealing Ability 22

Baserunning Skills 16

Bunting 0

 

Range 69

Error Proneness 10

Arm 21

 

SandalsNoPants
SandalsNoPants

Name: Sanderson Nopantalones

Nickname (If you want one): Sandals

Age (17-22): 20

Position: 3b/ss/rf - played all of those, so whatevs

Handedness for Batting/Throwing: R/R

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 198 (oh, to be 20 again and not a fat ass)

Ethnicity: Caucasian

 

Personality: Team leader, obsession with winning, not loyal, would rather share than be greedy yet am cheap, decent work ethic, basically MENSA

 

I have broken 11 bones, so I am injury prone anyway.  Go for it.

 

Contact 50

Gap Power 30

HR Power 30

Batting Eye 30

Running Speed 30

Stealing Ability 10

Baserunning Skills 20

Bunting 0

 

Range 30

Error Proneness 20

Arm 50

nomoredevil
nomoredevil

Name: Nomore de Vil (with one of those accent thingies over the first name "e")

Nickname: The Lost Poet of the Susquehanna

Age: 20

Position: 2b (MIF)

Handedness for Batting/Throwing: S/R

Height: 6'

Weight: 190

Ethnicity: White

Personality: Smart, loyal, and GRITTY. It's all about the TEAM, man!

Contact: 35

Gap: 22

HR Power: 8

Eye: 30

Running Speed: 24

Stealing Ability: 18

Base Running Ability: 28

Bunting: 35 (!)

Range: 40

Error: 35

Arm: 25

sandykazmir
sandykazmir

Name: Sandy Kazmir

Nickname: The Cocaine Cowboy

Age (17-22): 17

Position: SS

Handidness for Batting/Throwing: L/R

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 185

Ethnicity: Cracker

Personality: Incredibly intelligent gamer that likes to leave it all out on the field, but isn't afraid to toss back some cold ones when he's off it.

 

Batters

Contact: 25

Gap Power:  35

HR Power:  15

Batting Eye:  35

Running Speed: 40

Stealing Ability: 25

Baserunning Skills:  25

Bunting: 0

Defensive Stuff (For Everybody):

Range: 40

Error Proneness: 10

Arm: 50

pudieron89
pudieron89

Name: Ron Pudding

Nickname (If you want one): The Gritmonster

Age (17-22): 19 (since I can't be my real age)

Position: SS

Handidness (sic) for Batting/Throwing: R/R

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 175 

Ethnicity: very pale

 

Personality:

Leadership: yep

How much you want to win: sure

Loyalty: nah

Greed: so-so

Work Ethic: good

Intelligence: high

 

Contact: 35

Gap Power: 45

HR Power: 20

Batting Eye: 15

Running Speed: 35

Stealing Ability: 30

Baserunning Skills: 20

Bunting: 0 (fuck that shit)

 

Range 35

Errors 30

Arm 35

imFMG
imFMG

Redacted Cuckman

The Reverse Apache Master

18

RF (OF)

Bat L, Throw R

6', 180lbs

W

ALL ABOUT WINNING, DUDE.

 

Contact: 35

Gap power: 40

HR Power: 50

Batting Eye: 30

Running: 20

Stealing: 5

Baserunning: 10

Bunting: 10

 

Range: 35

Errors: 25

Arm: 40

Warde
Warde

Name: Basil Smotherman, III

Nickname (If you want one): Sweet Leaf

Age (17-22): 18

Position: Pitcher

Handedness for Batting/Throwing: Left/Left

Height: 6'8"

Weight: 269

Ethnicity: WHITE

Personality: Greedy s o b who plays by his own rules, loves to stir the pot by drilling truebulls that lean over the plate. He owns the inside corner. 

 

2 Seam FB, 70, 96-100mph

Curve, 20, 70-74 mph

Splitter, 10, 80-86mph

 

Stuff 70

Movement 10

Control  20

 

Range 10

Error Proneness 50

Arm 40

 

nomoredevil
nomoredevil

Oh, there it is! Prolly gonna post six times now.

pudieron89
pudieron89

 @Warde two-pitch pitcher will end up middle/long relief lol

Warde
Warde

Starting pitcher if possible 

P Brady
P Brady

 @Warde I'll start everyone as a starter and if they have to move off they have to move off

P Brady
P Brady

 @Warde unless someone REALLY wants to be a closer